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“First you serve me stale bread and sour meat, then you try to pass this cat juice off as wine, and now you’re telling me I can’t take back my coins from the fish bowl when all it spews out is utter gibberish? What kind of scam is this? I could get you people thrown in prison for such blatant racketeering!”*Thump!*
Baz, dealing with a presumptuous customer |
Welcome to the actual Buccaneer Bass Inn! This is what all the fuzz is about, here’s where friendships are forged and oaths are sworn, only to be forgotten next morning, when there’s nothing left but a headache. It’s still fairly quiet at the moment, right before the official re-opening, as only the Fish of Fortune circles slowly in its bowl…
North view of the Buccaneer Bass Inn
South view of the Buccaneer Bass Inn
Clicking on the Buccaneer Bass Inn logo in the above picture used to be a feature to feed a copper to the Fish of Fortune and brought you to the below information.
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“You wouldn’t believe the amount of people that actually value the nonsense that comes out of that fish. Come on! It’s a fish, for Pete’s sake! What would it know about the future?”
Maghar, resident dwarf |
Plunk!
As you throw a copper into the water, the wrinkling waves start to distort the surrounding light, and with some effort (and a lot of good will) you can discern some handwritten words in the shimmering and glittering of the water surface. After only a brief second it’s gone, but you think you’ve seen something like:
<insert random fortune cookie result>
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