July 1

Buccaneer Bass Inn


Buccaneer Bass News Item Inn “First you serve me stale bread and sour meat, then you try to pass this cat juice off as wine, and now you’re telling me I can’t take back my coins from the fish bowl when all it spews out is utter gibberish? What kind of scam is this? I could get you people thrown in prison for such blatant racketeering!”*Thump!*

Baz, dealing with a presumptuous customer

Welcome to the actual Buccaneer Bass Inn! This is what all the fuzz is about, here’s where friendships are forged and oaths are sworn, only to be forgotten next morning, when there’s nothing left but a headache. It’s still fairly quiet at the moment, right before the official re-opening, as only the Fish of Fortune circles slowly in its bowl…

Buccaneer Bass Inn North View
North view of the Buccaneer Bass Inn
Buccaneer Bass Inn South View
South view of the Buccaneer Bass Inn

Clicking on the Buccaneer Bass Inn logo in the above picture used to be a feature to feed a copper to the Fish of Fortune and brought you to the below information.

Buccaneer Bass News Item Inn “You wouldn’t believe the amount of people that actually value the nonsense that comes out of that fish. Come on! It’s a fish, for Pete’s sake! What would it know about the future?”

Maghar, resident dwarf


As you throw a copper into the water, the wrinkling waves start to distort the surrounding light, and with some effort (and a lot of good will) you can discern some handwritten words in the shimmering and glittering of the water surface. After only a brief second it’s gone, but you think you’ve seen something like:

<insert random fortune cookie result>

Buccaneer Bass Fish of Fortune


About the author

Ralph is a gamer, dungeon master, Youtuber, and RPG collector who's incredibly passionate about roleplaying games. Coming from a computer roleplaying game background, he discovered tabletop roleplaying games at GenCon Benelux and a whole new world opened up. When he was properly introduced to them in a local gaming store, he knew he had found the best game ever!

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    • Hey Keith,

      I’m currently redesigning the entire website. The Buccaneer Bass materials will return at some point. I should have all the files still somewhere.

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